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Dear Tooth Fairy…


Dear Tooth Fairy,

Please see enclosed one baby tooth, bottom left incisor, lost this day, August twenty-second, two thousand fourteen.

I deposit it here with the understanding and hope that it may be of some use to you. Of course, any recompense in kind would be greatly appreciated.

I understand how busy you must be caring for a city the size of San Francisco and I deeply appreciate your kind and prompt attention to this matter.

In hopes of discovering you myself sometime after midnight I have placed my flashlight here and remain, sincerely, your servant,

Lyon Cub Number One

PS- If you are so inclined, my mother would not turn down a chocolate or perhaps a gift certificate to the local massage therapist. What with kindergarten and a lost tooth, she finds herself rather tender at the end of this week.