Oh my goodness, people.
I was in charge of blocking a scene today. One whole scene and musical number, one hour of rehearsal, all mine.
I was bold. I was confident. I went over it. I went over it again. The director called. I told her I had it.
And I totally and utterly bombed, failed, miserably, absolutely miserably.
I’m not sure what happened. For one thing, the stage was much smaller than the one in my mind. Everyone was terribly squished. And then after I blocked their song I realized – they’re just standing there.
It was the most uninteresting thing I’ve ever seen.
And my chest starts to tighten and they’re looking at me as they say their lines and their parents are all lined up against the back wall watching me.
And a voice in my head says, “Barbara, I think you’re supposed to be telling them something right now.”
But I can’t open my mouth.
And then the voice says, “Oh my gosh, you have no idea what you’re doing.”
And then the voice begins calculating, “You have volunteered to be the assistant director and you know they have no director next year. You have as good as doomed yourself to this sensation for the next ten years until baby graduates from fifth grade …”
The voice was very unhelpful. My mouth had gone dry and I wanted to cry. I’m pretty sure what I had was a panic attack.
The director was there. She stepped in. She was having trouble reading my expression. She kept saying, “I don’t mean to step on your toes here.”
I shook my head. It was all I could do. Holy hell!? Was that a panic attack.
The director was very kind. She appreciated my “framework” and filled in the details. She fixed it. And she gave me a pep talk.
It is now 7:30 and I am curled up in bed in my pajamas. I will be watching a French movie and falling asleep soon after. Nothing else is getting accomplished today, nothing.
And tomorrow I’m preparing the crap out of my script for Wednesday.
And here comes the unhelpful voice, “But you thought you were prepared today.”