Dear Tooth Fairy,
Please see enclosed one baby tooth, bottom left incisor, lost this day, August twenty-second, two thousand fourteen.
I deposit it here with the understanding and hope that it may be of some use to you. Of course, any recompense in kind would be greatly appreciated.
I understand how busy you must be caring for a city the size of San Francisco and I deeply appreciate your kind and prompt attention to this matter.
In hopes of discovering you myself sometime after midnight I have placed my flashlight here and remain, sincerely, your servant,
Lyon Cub Number One
PS- If you are so inclined, my mother would not turn down a chocolate or perhaps a gift certificate to the local massage therapist. What with kindergarten and a lost tooth, she finds herself rather tender at the end of this week.